Hollywood Carver by Dzk
Hollywood Carver lyrics
Verse 1
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I slip a pill in the cup of Miss Hiliary Duff.
And when she wakes uptaped up I be drilling her muff.
Probably still in a buff when I finally kill her.
And dump her body off a bridge stuff in a rug in the trunk of my truck.
What? I'm a butch carving Hollywood Up.
Used to be Average but I practiced stabbing hookers.
Cause I couldn't find the address of that faggot Ashton Kutcher
And yeah I sell crack, I'm Ben Afflecks hook up.
So look up if you happen to bo on Roe-Day-O.
That my pressed the glass see my A-hole.
I'm shocking every actress with shopping bags.
And makeing em drop em, thats when I take em and rob em.
I hit em with a tazer in the neighborhood jogging.
You wake up in a basement where your kidney is gone.
In some people say my hustle is a serious problem.
Cause I steal black toddlers and Madonna adopts them.
Hook
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Yeah - I'm coming for yall suckas.
Hitch hike to Hollywood, with stragne truckers.
And I'm stealing cars, on the boulevard.
I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car.
I'm in your mansion I bypassed secruity.
I got your butler at gunpoint serving me.
And your assistants dead, and your maid is dead.
And I'm eating all your pets laying your bed.
Verse 2
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I'll put a fucking cleaver up to Justin Bieber.
ANd threaten to fix his haircut while Ushers screaming NO
And beat the tequilia out of Tila for no other reason than.
The fact she lacks any talent but breathing.
I am the illest villian alive chilling.
Hiding in the air ventalation system of the Hilton building.
Bout to kidnap Paris and her sister.
Than bill their filthy rich parents millions.
In a handsome ransome then vanish.
The phantom who reappers in the Hamptons with hand cannons.
I'm dedicated just bombed 80 homes.
In a row trying to kill the baby.
Of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, I mabey Insane.
A-D-D, C-R-A-Z-Y.
I never had a solid role model.
Always sniffing airplane model glue threw the bottle.
Hook
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Yeah - I'm coming for yall suckas.
Hitch hike to Hollywood, with stragne truckers.
And I'm stealing cars, on the boulevard.
I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car.
I'm in your mansion I bypassed secruity.
I got your butler at gunpoint serving me.
And your assistants dead, and your maid is dead.
And I'm eating all your pets laying your bed.
Verse 3
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I drop an Anvil on Avril Lavigne.
Like in a cartoon scene, I'm far to mean.
Ram Star Jones with my car 2, 3, or 4 times.
Or more till its hard to breath from laughing.
Watch Brooke Hogan get his ass kicked.
[Dude thats a chick] Wait!? We talking bout that fat kid.
Stop your fucking lieS [Shes got her mothers eyes]
Man thats a trick, she probably got her dads dick.
I'm a rude dude I'd eat the wither broom shoot Reese Witherspoon.
Poops Students spew puke a few screws loose in my noodle.
From false I done chew through, lose a tooth in my fruit loops.
Shoot hoops with Magic Johnson, kidnap him.
Lock em up in my cabic and trap him.
And make him give his highly contagious virus.
To Dane Cook.
I fucking love Miley Cyrus.
Hook
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Yeah - I'm coming for yall suckas.
Hitch hike to Hollywood, with stragne truckers.
And I'm stealing cars, on the boulevard.
I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car.
I'm in your mansion I bypassed secruity.
I got your butler at gunpoint serving me.
And your assistants dead, and your maid is dead.
And I'm eating all your pets laying your bed.
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